I am a lonely, horny, desperate old man who suffers from erectile dysfunction and can’t get around well. If that’s not bad enough, I’m also blind and have a small penis that needs enhancing. My penis and mobility woes are probably due to the fact that I’m overweight. Oh well, I’m broke anyway. There’s always an error at my bank and on my credit report. But don’t worry! I’m constantly offered quick and easy money by those folks in Africa that need help getting their gold out the country.
Says all the crap in my junk mail. Sheesh!